Rent Week

Rent Week, or as I like to call it, Week of Hell has started.  Each month for 5 days I get an endless parade of tenants through my office who are not only paying their rent, but also are here to tell me everything that they hate about living here.  Here are some of todays complaints:

**I only have hot water for 15 minutes. That is insane. (ummmm....#fisrtworldproblems)

**Our Gas bill doubled last month.  Something must be wrong.  (Oh your gas bill doubled when you turned on your only gas appliance for the first time since you moved in? Shocking that a furnace would do that)

**Can we get new screens on our windows? Our cat keeps trying to jump out.  (what happened to the old ones??? And thank you for letting me know you have a cat, can you please pay your pet deposit?)

**Our ceiling fan isn't working.  There is something wrapped around it.  I don't know what.  (The ceiling fan hanging from the 20 foot ceilings????  How did you get something wrapped around it? I don't even want to know.)

And my favorite so far today:

**Our tub is super dirty.  Can maintenance come clean it? ( I just can't even respond to this.)

I just keep reminding myself that at least they keep it interesting.  'Can you clean my tub?'  Seriously.  I will be laughing about that for a while.