Today, since it is the middle of the month, I have been working on contacting all people who are behind on their rent. Here is a sampling of some of my favorite responses:
Tenant: My mother pays my rent you will need to contact her. (This person is 24 years old)
Me: It is your name on the lease, you are responsible.
Tenant: I don't care, she pays it, you need to call her.
Me: I am not calling your mother, you need to pay your rent or we will need to begin the eviction process.
Tenant: How can you evict me? It is her fault the rent isn't paid????
Seriously. Not his fault. Not his responsibility. Not his problem. Future politician? I think so.
This next one is a four bedroom, and I texted all tenants, and this is the group text:
Tenant a: So did everyone not pay or just one person? (Does she not know if she paid her own rent??)
Me: Just one person. I looked up your account and it is 'tenant b'
Tenant b: No I paid my rent. I know I did.
Me: I am not showing it on your account. Did you pay cash or check? I will gladly try to look it up by receipt number. (I have no problems doing this for people as 1 out of 100 times it is an error on our end. But only 1 out of 100. The other 99 it is because they just didn't pay it)
Tenant b: I don't know how I paid it. Why can't you look it up and see?
Me: I did look it up. According to our accounting, you didn't pay.
Tenant c: But if she paid why can't you see it??
Me: (trying not to stab myself in the eye) I can't see it because there is nothing there to see.
Tenant a: But she says she did pay, so why can't you just figure out what you did with the payment.
Tenant b: I am not paying it twice.
Tenant c: This is ridiculous.
Me: If you can just show me a receipt that says you paid, or a copy of a cashed check I can see if it was applied to the wrong place, otherwise, you will have to pay the missing rent. (at this point I am trying not to be mean. But this girl has obviously not paid and just doesn't want her roommates to know)
Tenant b: I am just going to call my dad. You will be hearing from him, shortly. This is stupid. You can't make me pay double rent.
Tenant c: I am also call my mom. I feel like you are trying to steal from us.
Tenant a: If you want me to call my dad as well girls just let me know.
Me: Give your parents my number, I will gladly talk to them.
Five minute pause. . . .
Tenant b: My mom says she forgot to mail the check this month. I will bring it by today.
Me: Thank you for checking (idiot). The late fee as of today is $$.
Tenant b: Why do I have to pay a late fee. My mom just forgot. How can you charge us a late fee for that?
Me: Rent is due the first. Today is the 14th. No exceptions.
Tenant b: I am paying my rent but not the late fee.
Me: It will go on your account. When you pay it is up to you. It will come out of your deposit in the end.
Tenant a: Just her portion of the deposit right?
Me: No. The total deposit.
Tenant a: She will pay the late fee.
Tenant b: No I won't.
Pause . . . .
Tenant b: I will bring the total by later today.
20 minute pause . . . .
Tenant d: So who didn't pay their rent? Do I need to call my mom?
Somebody just put me out of my misery. I beg you.
But my favorite:
Me: Reminder you still owe November rent.
Tenant: I know. I don't care. You will get it when you get it. Good luck. :-)
I think it was the smiley face that did it for me. What does that even mean????????????
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